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Beep Beepppp…. by oninot on Flickr.

neymarjr2011:

I feel like if I was Carolina I would ask Neymar to bring me things from foreign countries like “hey junioinho can you bring me some Japanese candy?” And if he says no I’ll just say “after everything i did for you, after all the pain you put me through after what my body did to have your son?”

Sounds like my mama.

lacigreen:

nickjetset:

xenopheles:

dandyads:

Trojan Condoms, 1993

BRING THIS BACK, TROJAN.

Good advertising is good. Promotes safe sex and their own product!

sassy trojan, damn.  i like
areddrum:

emeraldjade:



YAAASSSS!

augustsuwaters:

"I have nothing to wear" = “I can’t find the 5 shirts I wear under the piles of clothes I never wear but refuse to get rid of."

Looooool this was me in my 20s. Thank GOD I have grown and learnt to minimize my lifestyle.

"A mathematical formula for happiness:Reality divided by Expectations.There were two ways to be happy:improve your reality or lower your expectations."

- ― Jodi Picoult (via psych-quotes)

Emeraldjade

Yeah, I gave myself $30 budget for “entertainment” which I use to buy clothes for this damn Arizona heat or treat myself to a good dinner which keeps me sane or save it up to buy something above my $30 mark. The only reason I did that was because my mom told me to. She said you have to spend money on yourself even a little bit, otherwise you will lose your mind. The craziest thing I am going to earn even more, insh’Allah starting next month i.e tomorrow but am I going to see relief? Nope. My other goals budgets are awaiting their share. Shit is real, it’s not even a joke. And Because of the extra money coming in, two goals have been added. Long term goal, I am going to surprise my mom with finishing her house faster and short term goal, surprise my brother with a plane ticket to go visit her since I can’t right now. So yeah every penny is getting squeezed to do everything I possibly can. Did I mention it is so much fun being a grown up? Just AMAZING fun! Lol

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